hi my name is jurgen and i don’t like cheese.
i’ve kept this secret from everyone because i was afraid of your judgement.
emily has informed me that cheese is the greatest thing known to man and she told me the real reason we aren’t in a relationship is because of the fact that i don’t like cheese (not because of ryan gosling).
i’m working on my relationship with cheese and i hope i can count on all of you for your support through this trying time.
thank you.
